December 17th

Yesterday, Drew Simpson alerted me to the fact that my site had been banned from the school compuers. Well, they didn't do a very good job because I unbanned myself with my uber l33t haxx0r skillz. I think my next statement deserves a large font size.

HAHA! YOU CANNOT BAN ME! I AM INVINCIBLE!

Yeah, well, I can't find them anywhere. I'm 99% sure some asshole took them. I think it was Will Silver but if it was he won't admit to it. Honestly, just give them back whoever. If you're afraid of me getting pissed off and kicking your ass, trust me when I say I'll be a lot less pissed off if I get them back. Hell, I'll give my copy of Fire Pro Wrestling to you if you give em back. The games missing are Phantasy Star Collection, Street Fighter Alpha 3 and Megaman Battle Network 3: White. I don't care that much about Street Fighter Alpha 3, and while I like Phantasy Star Collection I wasn't that far and could buy a new copy for like $10 if it came down to it. But dude, you just had to fucking steal Megaman. I have about 48 hours of gameplay logged on that thing and I was on the FINAL FUCKING BOSS. I can't just buy a new copy and spend another 48 hours of my life trying to get back all the chips and other shit I had. Now Megaman Battle Network 4 is going to come out, and it's going to be so empty trying to play it without knowing what happened at the end of 3. For all I know, Megaman could be the fucking reincarnation of Jesus and I'll never know because some asshat stole it before I could finish it.

Please just give me back my games, for the love of god. Anyone with any information on whoever stole my shit should e-mail me. I'm not going to call the cops or whatever. I just want to beat Megaman Battle Network 3 before I die.

Also, Josh is better than me at photoshop, as evidenced by evil weasel satan boy Peter Federman. I don't mind that much because I know I could probobly beat up Josh in a fight. And Eddy keeps pestering me to post that McDonald's story... so I'll do it like tomorrow I guess. And if anyone is still reading this, you can feel free to buy me one of these t-shirts for christmas. I think I need the Bukkake shirt.