November 13th

The N-Gage has been hacked. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Honestly, fuck you Nokia. I hate you and your bullshit marketing campaign. Like, I can't wait to buy this phone so I can hang out with all the other cool kids who bought it. God, the N-Gage is so funny.

In the meantime, all of you need to download overnet before I kick your ass. This thing is like Kazaa on crack cocaine. Like honestly, fuck Kazaa, Overnet is fucking amazing and none of you told me. Look at this. Kazaa found 365 files, Overnet found 3,383. It's like the god of warez (for this analogy, the part of the god of warez will be played by a black Jesus action figure) smiled down on me, and declared everything should be free, like that angry asian kid from Anti-Trust kept saying. That movie was on TV recently. It was terrible. But anyways, now all of you can download photoshop instead of asking me to burn to for you, although that might create more problems than it solves. See the thing with photoshop is that it costs way too much god damn money. Because of this, there are maybe 5 registered versions, and everyone else just gets a copy of one of those. That creates a problem, because Adobe needs to be able to keep track of who's using their software, because while I'm sure 2% of people use it for business, the other 98% are goddamn crazy furries who need to have their photo manipulation software taken away from them. NOW.

Meanwhile, in the real world, I am about to fail A/V Tech 2, which is good because I need stress in my life. It's what keeps me alive. We have about 8 days to shoot and edit a movie. So far we have about 10 minutes of us blowing up a Ken doll with fireworks. Don't get me wrong, it looks mad tough, but I think we're going to need more. Also, we had to do this live 30 minute studio thing, and the other group in our class kept laughing at us saying we'd never get it done and how it took them 2 weeks to do it. We fucking put our balls to the wall, grabbed David Calabrese (the guy who runs the pirate club in our school, aka, nerd times 10) and shot the Jizz n' Otter show in one take. ONE FUCKING TAKE. We made the other group look fucking stupid by talking about hobos and dragons for half an hour. We're so cool.

In conclusion, I got some batteries for my digital camera so here's what the dance pads look like. Yeah, I know, they're awesome. Also, for all you anime nerds out there, I AM SELLING MY MANGA COLLECTION. I like Japan and all, but fucking Tokyopop has sucked me dry for too long. Here's a picture of what I have. I'm pretty much selling stuff for like 50% off the list price, so books'll run you $5-$8. Just e-mail me and tell me what you want and I'll give you a deal.