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November 28th
Since about 5 of the 6 total people who have
been to my site hate me with malicious intent (especially you
lovable scamps at the cheap
ass gamer message boards, because everyone knows that if anyone
is a good judge of character, it's some pasty-faced
kids who play video games, e.g. me)
I'M CHANGING THIS ENTRY! At first I was just going to leave it
up, it was done at like 12:00 at night and wasn't too funny, and
I mean, taking shit down from a blog just seems poseurish. I mean,
even former child star/internet celebrity Wil Wheaton would never
take down a post, even that one time when he talked about how
he killed
all those hookers in college... well we all know how that
turned out. But I mean, even Eddy
didn't like it. The same kid who just finished shooting "Pedophile
Penitentiary," for public
access did not like my update for cris' sakes. Thankfully
though, I don't have to do much work, since some kid named Minx
wrote it for me. That's right, Minx, meaning this is our first
ever piece of writing by a furry!
I would like to think of this as a monumentous occasion in my
site's short 1 month history. Anyway, here it is.
"Okay, we're all going to play a little game. It's complicated,
so stay with me here.
Rule No. 1:
I, Christopher Gesualdi, will give you money.
I can tell
your liking this game so far. I know it's getting you all hot
and bothered, which brings us to...
Rule No. 2
: There will be naked women involved.
You're still
here right? I mean people come and go getting off my website all
the time, so maybe you're not. But it's very important that you
still be here for...
Rule No. 3:
You will go to the comic store at the mall with the cute girl
at the counter and buy up all the hentai tapes they are selling.
The girl will be so impressed with your class and taste above
and beyond the usual comic book geeks, this will be the perfect
opening to ask her out . Don't forget to mention that you excel
at all the sexual techniques in the tapes as your opening line,
because girls like that sappy romantic shit."
Brilliant
Minx, except for the fact that no girls work there. Just three
guys playing an eternal game of Dungeons and Dragons and arguing
about stat modifiers and dragons. So there it is folks. And that
picture of John
Fucking Chen still makes me laugh, so it stays, the Cheap
Ass Gamer trolls be damned. Oh yeah, and JSweeny
is an elitest prick.
"You know, maybe I'm naive, but back when I was in High School,
popularity (or coolness, to use your term) had a lot more to do
with looks and attractiveness to the opposite sex than anything
else. So unless your school is made up entire of mutants, zombies,
or mutant zombies, I highly doubt it. This probably sounds pretty
harsh, but it probably wouldn't hurt for you to peel off about
50 pounds."
Yes, JSweeny, because the world revolves around looks. That's
why god invented American Eagle Outfitters. So that swarmy fucks
like you can buy a new sweater vest and scoff at the world around
you for not having the latest John Tesh album. I'd put a picture
of a dude sucking cock with the title "JSweeny eats a cock,"
or something like that, but that's below me. Another
furry joke however is not. In the words of the cheap ass gamers
themselves, PWNED.
Sigh, two furry jokes in one update, sometimes I amaze myself.
And lastly, I still need a place to host this here website thingy.
SO ANYONE WITH ANY IDEAS OR SUGGESTIONS FUCKING E-MAIL
ME ALREADY. The sidebar is done, I just dont have room to host
all the pages. Also, John drew a ninja.
G'night folks, and remember. Keep on yiffin'
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