November 5th

They finally released what the PSP is going to look like! AND WE WERE ALL FUCKING WRONG. Even me!

Great, it's... well I can't even come up with a clever joke for what it looks like. It will make for an impressive digital aquarium however, which will be well worth the 15 million dollars we'll be paying for it next year. BTW, where is the analog stick? And somebody fucking explain the specs to me because I'm just confused. 2MB eDRAM Sub-Memory? 5.3Gbps Bus Bandwidth? Wait a god damn minute... CODEC CAPABILITIES!? YES, I'M GOING TO BE SOLID SNAKE!! Oh and nice fucking "Hand Lanyard." Like, who the fuck straps a god damn 500 dollar piece of glorious hardware to their hand and skips merrily to school? That thing fucking stays locked in my pocket like it should be.

Anyways, I was fucking sick all day again like before, so I stayed home and waited to die. Then I went out at 4:00 with my dad. The Matrix was of course sold out (you dorks) so we went to Video Game Castle in Chicopee, and then to Fantasy Realm in W. Springfield where I got JoJo's Bizzare Adventure for PSX, and 2 fucking metal DDR pads for $50. $50 for the pair. $25 apiece for 2 sturdy metal dancing playforms. All I need is a 9 pin to playstation cord and I'm set. HAHAHAHAHA. All you goth nerds probobly paid like 500 dollars on this piece of shit, well I just fucking got two of the things for $50 bucks. That makes me so happy. New south park tonight.