November 9th

Still sick as fuck but it's fine. Not much has happened lately. I got chinese food from the mall, and got really fuking mad at all the damn fucking families and smiling children inside of Target. Thank you Target for ruining my mall. At least we don't have a Hot Topic, but I know one is coming and I know I need to buy like a can of mase or something to drive all the god damn goths out of my arcade and off the fucking DDR machine. God, nothing pisses me off more than goths, Something Awful has a good little bit on those "tortured souls" today. The worst type of goth is a goth on a message board or in a chat room. Because they always feel the need to tell you how many fucking times they "tried" to commit suicide. Like, just shut the fuck up, honestly. How do you fuck up committing suicide? Obviously you aren't trying hard enough. Listen, I know a kid named John Carey who will happily come to your house and slice you up five ways from Sunday, so just give me a call and we'll set you up. Fuck, we'll tape record the thing and you can be an internet celebrity like "ripper". I TOLD U I WAS HARDCORE.

BTW, first person to link me to that one video where the girl says she tried to kill herself 4 times and the one kid stands up and tells her she obviously isn't trying gets a cookie.