April
11th - Letters My first week as a letters columnist has been interesting if anything. I made the mistake of insulting Final Fantasy X in my introduction which has caused some people to not like me. Then again, I'm not sure I want the support of rabid Final Fantasy fanboys. Some dude named "Spike Spiegal" has angrily e-mailed me twice. Any dude who uses the name of an anime character as his persona is not someone who's opinion I care for. Anyways, all the people on the staff of the site seem really cool, and I get to make sex jokes in a public forum. Plus I can read my own columns and laugh, so I must be doing something right. If anyone out there is remotely important, please link my column. It'll only help me take over the internet that much more quickly. In other news, Home Movies has been canceled, which is some of the worst news I've ever recieved. Sigh... Home Movies was the best cartoon on Adult Swim, and they're fucking replacing it with Futurama reruns. Futurama is not funny. Futurama is retarded. There's a petition you should sign if you support humor in any way, shape or form. I know I do. Driving School still sucks a nut, though I've been going to the 6-8 class with David "The Wall" La'wall so it's not that bad. We go to the new Captain Video during break with this kid Jeremy who likes to follow us for some reason, and steal the free bags of popcorn they have near the door. David turns 18 in like, 7 days, so he's my new porn liason. It should be fun. Yesterday while working the phones at Domino's I got a soundboard prank call. Whoever was behind it did a pretty good job. Me and Judge Judy discussed dildos for a while. I gave em' my website address so maybe I can find out who it was. Just when I swore off buying any new games for a while, Gamestop brings back their "Buy 2 get 1 free" sale on used games. This weekend alone I purchased "Breath of Fire III", "Breath of Fire IV", "Gundam Battle Assault", "G-Darius", "Chocobo Racing" for PS1, "Klonoa: Empire of Dreams" for GBA, "Mystic Heroes" for Gamecube, and "Prisoner of War" for NES. I also got "Gundam Battle Assault 2" but the disc was scratched to hell so I'm going to have to bring it back. 9 games, and a Zelda collectors disc strategy guide for under $100? w00t. Plus the guys at Gamestop gave me a free "True Crime" hat because I'm cool. FREE HAT! FREE HAT! FREE HAT! Oh, and Squaresoft announced another fucking port of Final Fantasy I and II. I should kill someone. Honestly, Square-Enix has done absolutely fucking nothing important in the last 2 years and everyone still praises them like they are the pillar around which all video games circle. Fuck them. Stop making shitty Final Fantasy games and admit you suck. God I'm angry sometimes. Site will be upgraded soon. |
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