January 16th - Luke Vexler Must Die

Ok everyone, this could be it. My big chance to become a star. Now, Luke Vexler, some prep kid who everyone hates, is going to be on the ABC Family show Switched, where two kids from different parts of the country switch places for like a week and then have that whole stupid "Well it was different but I learned a lot about their culture," or whatever. Now, that means that a camera crew will be following some kid around our school all day.

And I'm going to kick his ass.

Think about it. Not only would it be hillarious to beat the crap out of some kid who will probobly keep whining about how cold it is because he's from fucking California or whatever. But, if they air the footage (which they'll pretty much have to in order to explain the black eye I'm gonna give him) I'll be a fucking legend. Screw reality T.V., the only thing real is that this kid is going to get his ass kicked. If anyone can get me anymore information on when this kid is coming please do. I know I'll be wearing a Gesualdi.tk t-shirt for the world to see as I break his face. Hell, I'm willing to share the glory, if anyone else wants to help me beat the shit out of this kid I'm all for it. Bring a sock full of quarters and some juice.

I'm a terrible terrible person and it feels so good. More on this later if it ever goes down.