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January
18th - The Internet Hates Me

Well, I've recently become the focus of a small internet scandal
ever since I posted this (It's deleted now) on Gamefags.
The idea was to try and trick some people into thinking I was
a kid living in a foster home after I shot a cop and did some
time in Juvie. Then my foster parents sold my PS2 to prevent me
from playing violent games so I kill them both and make a run
for the border. Unfortunately, it didn't get that far, because
someone recognized my username and foiled my plot. I have to admit
though, it has been almost as entertaining as my original idea.
See, the person who found me out was none other than Minx,
from Cheap Ass Gamer.
Not only did she make sure to spread the word about what a terrible
person I am, but is now leading an effort to get me banned from
Cheap Ass Gamer, for a post I made on an entirely different message
board.
Yeah, I think its rediculous too. But it has led to some of the
greatest quotes about me ever. Never have so many people hated
me at one time. I can't deny that I'm enjoying it. So, please,
read what others are saying about the whole "scandal."
"Rascist little punk" - D4rkewolfe
"I
hope you burn in hell." - Gothic_Walrus
"RACIST
PIG FUCKING WHORE" - Spriggan240
"attention
fag" - pimp tyranny
"this
kid should be shot." - Monsta Mack
"I
bet he gives it to Ivars hardcore." - CaseyRyback
"These
are the type of people that need to be removed from society."
- moiety
"chris
is evil and a liar" - Medium_Pimpin
"both
pathetic and amusing" - drfrielgood
"get
a ****ing life" - OmniHeartAce
"You
make me sick........" - craig11
"Go
get some help" - ValkyrieVF1S
"Sad,
Sad, Sad." - SolidDBZ
"Sad,
but hilarious." - spiderweb1986
"utterly
pathetic" - Tallis
I
love the internet!
Now, all I want to do is make peace with everyone. Especially
Minx who I think wants my head at this point. So please, to help
me make retribution, I want everyone to go to http://www.quickdonations.com/
and start clicking on things. Hopefully, all this anger will turn
into something good. And maybe Minx will forgive me.
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