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Quoties 2007 Awards
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The General Stupidity Award for the biggest display of quoted stupidity goes to:
"Are we three or four dimensional?" - Kirsty
"Three" - Jackie
"Are you sure? I thought it was four" - Kirsty
"...No" - Jackie
"OK, I was just calling to check" - Kirsty
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The Award for the Best Film Quote of 2007 goes to:
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End for:
"You're mad" - Lord Beckett
"If I wasn't this would probably never work" - Jack Sparrow |
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The Shining Wit Award for best example of intentional humour goes to:
"The point is that heat is very similar to marmalade. Temperature, on the other hand, is formally equivalent to "marmaladiness". And, naturally, the universe is equivalent to a slice of wheatgerm crusty bread which, in an un- breadlike way, is expanding. Hence, although the total amount of marmalade in the universe remains constant, the marmalidiness of the universe will decrease. I think that will clarify matters for you." - MaxwellBuchanan (on entropy, from halfbakery.com) |
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The Best Quote Poster Award goes to:
Dave
His nominated quote was:
"It's like Jaws with legs" - Luke Radcliffe
"So like a shark...with legs?" - Dave
"Yeah, like an alligator...but a shark" - Luke |
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The Honorary Quote of 2007 goes to:
Terry Pratchett for:
"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun" - Terry Pratchett |
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And the Award for the Best Quote of 2007 goes to:
"I think we should all have a big debate about it. A mass debate if you will" - Andrew
"I think a bear should kill you. A massive bear if you will" - Lucy
Posted by Florp |
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