Mouthwords: Headline Chasing Scumbags

Headline Chasing Scumbags

17/03/2009

The badly punctuated gossip scumpit that is OK Magazine (there is no way I'm putting an exclamation mark in there) has decided that actually waiting for Jade Goody to snuff it before publishing a memorial issue would be ~~tasteful~~ ~~humane~~ bad for business. Wouldn't want anyone else to get their exclusive now would they. It even runs with the line epitaph "1981-2009".

I'm sure I don't need to write any more but the phrase "contemptible fuckscum" seems just too apropos to leave out.
by Dave

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And for about 5 minutes yesterday evening they were declaring the death of Natasha Richardson after her skiing accident. These people are in such a rush to get exclusives in that any and all humanity is lost. Sorry for lack of humour here but I blame these shitbags.
Posted by: Dave
on 18/03/2009 at 10:35:09

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